Pin up for Death Shriek(Fall 2012)-Monster Matt Patterson
Monster Matt brings us some rib tickling rhymes!
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Hello Mother, Hello Father.
Please send me cake.
The food is awful here, at Camp Crystal Lake.
There's one thing I have to ask - who is the lurking
creep wearing a hockey mask?!
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It's raining, It's pouring,
The old Vampire Bat is soaring,
Across the lake, to flee the stakes,
That Van Helsing is carving and scoring.
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How many volts go through the neck bolts, of the
Monster called Frankenstein?
We have no account for the exact amount,
But, they make him feel very fine.
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A Zombie came into my den,
I asked it to walk, not traipse.
It might rub it's rotting flesh on the good set of
drapes!
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A ring of Ghouls around a cadaver.
Save all of the skin for after .
Nip at the toes,
Sauté the nose,
Don't drop the eyeballs,
They're squishy and they'll scatter!
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Mummy, Oh Mummy,
With your bandages taut,
When you're angry, is your gauze in a knot?
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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, 4.
Purging out an H . R. Giger worm in "Poltergeist 2"
is an intoxicating taste of horror.
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It came to my city, stirring up trouble. Chaos,
damage and such. It was The Blob!
It ate all it could,
Then left my hood.
Leaving us in Dutch!
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Thank you again to Monster Matt for sharing his scare-spertise with the written word. Hehe!!
--Meagan Kyla