Monster Matt Monday : Rancid Rhymes

Posted by Meagan Kyla on
Tagged: lifestyle

Monster Matt Patterson. Rancid Rhymes. Jokes. Horror Humor

Pin up for Death Shriek(Fall 2012)-Monster Matt Patterson

Monster Matt brings us some rib tickling rhymes!

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Hello Mother, Hello Father.

Please send me cake.

The food is awful here, at Camp Crystal Lake.

There's one thing I have to ask - who is the lurking

creep wearing a hockey mask?!  

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It's raining, It's pouring,

The old Vampire Bat is soaring,

Across the lake, to flee the stakes, 

That Van Helsing is carving and scoring.  

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How many volts go through the neck bolts, of the

Monster called Frankenstein?

We have no account for the exact amount,

But, they make him feel very fine.  

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A Zombie came into my den,

I asked it to walk, not traipse.

It might rub it's rotting flesh on the good set of

drapes!  

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A ring of Ghouls around a cadaver.

Save all of the skin for after .

Nip at the toes,

Sauté the nose,

Don't drop the eyeballs,

They're squishy and they'll scatter!  

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Mummy, Oh Mummy,

With your bandages taut,

When you're angry, is your gauze in a knot?

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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, 4.

Purging out an H . R. Giger worm in "Poltergeist 2"

is an intoxicating taste of horror.  

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It came to my city, stirring up trouble. Chaos,

damage and such. It was The Blob!

It ate all it could,

Then left my hood.

Leaving us in Dutch!

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Thank you again to Monster Matt for sharing his scare-spertise with the written word. Hehe!!

--Meagan Kyla

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